Super Sexy Salsa-style Scrubbing

Today I developed "Latino Fusion Floor Scrubbing."

1: Put on some funky salsa-style hip-hoppy cross-breed music.

2: Get scrubber, bucket and cleanser.

3: Shake your rump while squatting down to hand scrub the floor. Do not let your knees touch the ground. Work your arms in circles, swing your hips from side to side like you're Jessica Rabbit.

Oh yeah, eat your heart out J Lo.

It may not be pretty, but it works. Have fun.